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I'M AN AMERICAN.
I like fast cars, monster trucks, and naturally big tits
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants
to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with guns doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I think I'm better than the homeless.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
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I am not tolerant of others because they are different.
I know that no matter how big Jennifer Lopez's ass gets, I'll still
Want to see it.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you do it in English.
I like my porn without silicon.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I want to know when MTV became such crap.
I think getting a hummer is sex, and every man is entitled to at least
one extremely sloppy one per month.
I know what the definition lying of is.
I think Oprah's eyes are way too far apart.
I want to know if Rosie O'Donnel's personal body guard and home
security force carry weapons, and if they do how Rosie can continue to preach on anti-gun legislation.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
I think the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than working at Blockbuster.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
fat-free on the package.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or Gods, and
they can do it in their schools.
My heroes are Gary Cooper, John Wayne, and Harry Truman.
I think creative violence and useless nudity and sex makes movies more
interesting.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake, but I still think The Rock could kick my
butt.
I've never owned or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the
Desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches
or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-fuck-up, already.
Rocky and Bullwinkle still makes me laugh.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than
A Play Station.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson
preaches.
I did my time in the Military and I believe others should also.
I think explosions are cool.
I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
Running from them.
I think Jane Fonda should be in prison.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I think turkey bacon sucks.
I want somebody to explain to me exactly why it's wrong to point out
that when I watch a freeway chase, I know the losers the police eventually
pull out of the car are gonna be gang-banging hommies or vatos.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I believe fathers have the same rights as mothers.
I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please
don't pretend they are a political statement.
I believe you don't have to speak with a lisp to pick out a couch for
Your living room.
I'll admit that two movies that can make me cry are My Life
And Ole Yeller.
I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's
feelings.
Sometimes I throw my soft drink can in the trash, even when the recycle
bin is just a few more steps.
Making love is fine, but sometimes I just wanna get laid.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I'm an American.
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